Swimming

I was supposed to write a paragraph today about how great swimming is. Here's the first draft:

Swimming is a very good sport for many reasons. Just think about it, a big pool of chlorinated water with lots of people swimming in it. And chlorine is good for you, right? After all, the government puts it in drinking water, so it must be good for you, because of course the government would never do anything that isn't good for you...right? Also, you are not only immersed in it, but many pools are indoors, so the evaporated chlorine stays right there instead of blowing away, so you get double the benefit!

I have to use humor to get through writing...